ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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