White coat. Heels.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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