Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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