I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
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just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
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Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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