a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
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haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
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There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
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