Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
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HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
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You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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