I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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