I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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