Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
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The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
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Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!