so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
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Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
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Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
You're breaking my sexual little heart
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