Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
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This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
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im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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