Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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