Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I just want nice things and good sex
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
the raccoons are back...
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