So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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