You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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