Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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