We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
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go home
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
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The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
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Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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