This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
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Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
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She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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