I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
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he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
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That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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