Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
All I want is dick and wine.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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