I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I would ride that face into the sunset
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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