i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
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Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
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I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
how does that bad decision feel?
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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