I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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