i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
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Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
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You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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