is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
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I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
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Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
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