Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
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Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
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Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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