Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
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