He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
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just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
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I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
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