He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
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Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
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He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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