Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
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She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
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I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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