The maid of honor just puked.
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
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After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
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YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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