Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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