apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
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we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
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I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I am naked and annoyed.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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