this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
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she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
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I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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