Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
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Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
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Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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