pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Randomize
