i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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