my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
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guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
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Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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