their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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