If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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