omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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