Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
we're so committed to being not committed
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
My life is pants optional.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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