This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I am midnight drunk by noon
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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