did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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