I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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