Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
We need a shit load of segways right now
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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