you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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