so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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