its not stalking. its research.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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