they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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