AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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