the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
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