the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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