Someone shit on the floor
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
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Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
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Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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