covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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