I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
You made out with two different species that night
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Randomize
