That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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