my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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