Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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